the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just
watching
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!
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i have never felt so much second hand embarrassment than i have right now
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- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
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I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
(Shakira, Shakira)
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